Monday, March 15, 2010

Day 40*

Today play a practical Joke on someone!

It says if I want I can light a paper bag full of dogpoop on someone's front step.... yup I think this one sounds good lol.

Day 41

Apply for a knighthood!

Apparenly I simply have to write to the british prime minister c/o the prime minister's office. Explain what exceptional achievement or service I feel merits the award of a knighthood.

DEar British Prime Minister,
I know I'm from America but I would like to apply for knighthood. I have exceptional achievements that deserve the award of a knightlyhood. First, I was accepted into the honor corus in the 6th grade. I graduated elementry school, middle school, high school, junior college, and then real college with a BA in liberal studies...( I obviously can do anything with that major), which is why I havn't been able to decide what I want to do with it. I'm also a really good speller:). Since I gone through so much and have so much opportunity ahead of me I know I have all I need to have to be considered a top finalist in obtaining knighthood. Looking forward to accepting this privilage.

xoxo,
Crystal

Day 38 *

Spend some time in a church today..

hmmm totally not my thing. no offense. I went a few times with some friends when I was in high school. Some advice made since. But the story of it all not so sure. I went mostly to mingle:)

Day 39

Learn to speak swedish!

I probably wont remember but these are some words/ phrases in this book they show you.

hello = halla! .. hahah

You are beautiful= Du ar vacker

My name is = Mitt namn ar crystal

Where is the little boys room?= vart ligger den lille gossens rum?

My contact lens fell into that volcano on the right = min kontakt-lins foll ner i den dar vulkanen till hoger.

Day 37

Eat and Run

I know this book is supposed to help but I can't eat and run... I've been a server before and if someone did that to me I would want to beat them. Servers make ok money but still not that good. I would feel bad.

Day 36

Say nothing today...

IMPOSSIBLE..

Does typing on fbook chat count as saying nothing ha???

Day 35 *

Today give little tasks to people around you...